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the flies are out to get me
Friday, July 16, 2010


I've added flies to my growing list of things to watch out for.

There are a ridiculous amount of doors at the food court and every time someone opens a door, a swarm of flies come in. Now, I don't like bugs (I never have and I never will) but flies were nothing more than a nuisance.

That is, until this summer.

I may have gotten a bit too happy with the flyswatter because suddenly it seems as if every single fly is out to get me. I'm either dodging flies shooting at my head or trying to keep my food away from them.

Today, it went to a whole new level though. Now instead of flies coming directly at me, they're aiming at sabotaging me. I was pouring skim milk into a customer's tea when a swarm of flies kamikaze dived into the milk container!











And that is why I am afraid of what the flies will do tomorrow.




(Note: I might have exaggerated a little. A lot. It wasn't really a swarm of flies, more like a fly. And I'm sorry about my crude drawings. I know I suck.)

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12 Comments:

"I've added flies to my growing list of things to watch out for"

I just love this line haha and I'm with ya..can't stand them!

By Blogger Colleen, at July 16, 2010 at 5:41 PM  

Oh gosh. I hate flies. And spiders. Mainly spiders. But when a fly flies by me I get a massive case of goosebumps. Ugh. Did your customer eventually want their tea? I'm sorry you had to deal with that pesky fly :( By the way, you don't suck. Just clearing that up. :)

I read your other post - '90's child.' Nostalgia, much? I still remember those butterfly clips... I so wanted one and then when I got one, it went out of style super fast. But they ARE really pretty. I wonder if I still have one somewhere...

By Blogger CHAR, at July 16, 2010 at 7:13 PM  

Ahaha, this is so funny (:
I love your drawings!

xx, Melissa
http://dearellaxolily.blogspot.com

By Blogger Melissa, at July 16, 2010 at 8:09 PM  

I LOVE YOU. LOL
i died laughing <3

your drawings make my life.

i hate flies too. but i hate mosquitoes more. modabitches.

By Blogger Simmi Lafanda Kaur, at July 16, 2010 at 9:44 PM  

hihiyour such a good drawer...
yeah I hate flies, they are such an annoying things isn't it??;p
thanks for your sweet comment dear..
LOVE

ladiesblacknwhite.blogspot.com

By Blogger black n white ladies, at July 17, 2010 at 5:04 AM  

omg hahahaa your drawings are hilarious : )

By Blogger peppermint*tea, at July 17, 2010 at 11:33 PM  

LOL great post xxx

By Blogger kirstyb, at July 18, 2010 at 12:14 PM  

this is such a cute series of cartoon !
www.glistersandblisters.com

By Blogger michelle_, at July 18, 2010 at 12:15 PM  

Lol @ "kamikaze dived". Such a funny post!
Sorry to hear that, I hate flies. Your paintings are cute.

Thanks for stopping by me :)

By Blogger Abi-Anne, at July 19, 2010 at 2:58 PM  

Between flies, roaches, bugs, and rats, clearly the whole animal kingdom is out to getchu

By Anonymous G, at July 20, 2010 at 12:14 PM  

These are so cute!!

http://flowergirlfashion.blogspot.com/

By Blogger Phoebe Rose, at July 21, 2010 at 7:21 AM  

lmaolmaolmao
well that just made my day

By Blogger Rebecca, at July 27, 2010 at 4:43 AM  

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